grammar

grammar
1. (grammar) (913↑, 85↓)
Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.

'omg liek you suk you n00b' 'Ever heard of spelling?'

2. (Grammar) (508↑, 74↓)
Something that's never used anymore, because nowadays people are stupid.

The girl corrected her peer for his poor grammar, and was then beaten into a pulp and called a nerd.

3. (grammar) (365↑, 65↓)
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.

Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself. Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd

4. (grammar) (306↑, 47↓)
Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language. "i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors. "She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.

Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.

5. (Grammar) (215↑, 37↓)
An obsolete part of language in teenage America. Some people blame AIM, others blame TV.

I'm in an honors English class, yet the grammar in it is rather appalling. Misplaced commas, horrid spelling, and run-on sentences seem to be vital parts of English papers now. However, this may have to do with the fact that I attend a school in Georgia.

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://grammar.urbanup.com/913886
6. (grammar) (100↑, 19↓)
Along with [spelling], a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.

A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.

7. (Grammar) (92↑, 30↓)
Grammar is something President George W. Bush doesn't have.

"We have misunderestimated them" "Is our children learning" "We will take your dreams and... we will more better them." "Grammar, is that a type of WMD?"

8. (grammar) (61↑, 16↓)
A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.

Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?\!?\!?\!?\!?\! i thot no1 uzd it ne more\!\!\!\! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum\!\!\@\!\! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oac[smiley face]caz,s94u88447\#$&\@\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Jason Q. Dedrickston http://grammar.urbanup.com/1416296
9. (grammar) (39↑, 6↓)
1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it. 2. a dying art. 3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet. 4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of. 5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous. 6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.

'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar

10. (grammar) (50↑, 22↓)
Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and [lazy] spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk \@ it" "Get out."

11. (Grammar) (36↑, 11↓)
Grammar is the set of rules of language and how we use it. Correct syntax, sentence structure and punctuation are all part of grammar. People who use correct grammar capitalize the first letter of their sentences and end sentences with a full stop. They use commas and apostrophes when they're supposed to. They write sentences which neither run on or are sentence fragments. Apparently, being on the Internet is an automatic exemption from using grammar and spelling. It's true, ask anyone why they don't use grammar on the Internet and their reason is always "Because it's MSN/the Internet/IRC". There's no real reason to not use grammar. Grammar is out of fashion nowadays, you're more likely to be ridiculed for using correct grammar than not.

A little lesson on common grammar errors: Your - Implies ownership, example: "Your dog" or "Your house", NOT "Your stupid". You're - Used to describe someone when talking directly to them, usually followed by an adjective or "a/an (insert noun)", example: "You're stupid". There - Referring to location, example: "He's over there" or "Are you there?". Their - Implies group ownership, example: "Their house" or "Their rights". They're - Contracted form of "they are", example: "They're quite stupid". It's - Contracted form of "it is", example: "It's really hot outside", NOT "A cat and it's kittens". Its - Implies non-human ownership, example: "A dog and its bone". He's - Contracted form of "he is", example: "He's so sexy", NOT "He's hat". His - Implies male ownership, example: "His hat", NOT "His so sexy".

12. (Grammar) (13↑, 3↓)
Something that isn't even used on the Internet these days. Only a small percentage of people use correct grammar on the Internet, while the rest type like this, "kan u un3rst\@hn diz?". Using grammar is very easy, but some people are incapable to do that cause they are stupid.

Charley Mao: h3y wats up? Me: Um, can you use correct grammar at least? Me: Wow its amazing how a 20 year old types like a 3rd grader. Charley Mao: 8( Me: Well it's true.

Author: JessicaMartinezLOL http://grammar.urbanup.com/5148869
13. (Grammar) (14↑, 4↓)
1: A concept which is implemented in every modern langauge today. Each different group has it's own rules. People on the internet however, don't. 2: The last name of actor Kelsey Grammer that starred in the series Frasier and Cheers. Only the speech is writing is slightly different in a way that you would spell 'Basterds' in a movie title to get more hits.

1: Hay guys, yesterday i watch a movie that was too good ever. 2: Dude, your grammar sucks. 1: Last night that what you're mom said. 2: That doesn't even make sense.

14. (Grammar) (15↑, 5↓)
That one thing that don't get used properly or nothing like that. Many peoples do badly at grammaring. Its how sentences are supposed to sound but it isnt usually. Grammar no me. Derp.

Person 1: Hey you. You have absolutely horrible grammar. Person 2: What you talkin bout boi? I gots tah good grammar. I done gone got me a good edumacation.

15. (grammar) (11↑, 8↓)
1. an opportunity for chomsky to yet again force dualism down our throats until it sticks out of our asses. 2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following: OMGZORZ\!\!\!\!\! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair. 4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define. 5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)

compare - 'not now reg, I'm having tea with my grammar.' with 'the horse raced past the barn fell.'

Author: millerthegorilla http://grammar.urbanup.com/3655159
16. (grammar) (26↑, 23↓)
Something that is not used in most chatrooms because their morons.

retard 1: OMGZORZ\!\!\!\!\! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! retard 2: GTFO N00BZORZ\!\!\!\!\!\! U SUK BAWLZORZ\!\!\!\!\!\! STFU\!\!\!\! smart person: Wow, ever heard of grammar morons?

17. (grammar) (3↑, 1↓)
(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages. (2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.

Chinese grammar is very different from English.

18. (Grammar) (5↑, 3↓)
Something that is hardly ever used anymore. It's something that should be a life skill. Most teenagers don't know any grammar. Should be taught in english instead of Shakespeare. It makes you look more professional.

" Like, OMFG, idk wht 2 do" " Use some grammar.

19. (grammar) (1↑, 0↓)
Pretentious people on the internet frequently abuse this mechanic to make themselves look smart. Proper grammar IS NOT a gauge of intelligence. Why don't more people use perfect grammar on the internet? Becuase they aren't writing academic papers online; they're writing in colloquialisms which other people understand. Many smart people talk colloquially because THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN SOCIETY. And if you find the need to prowl around the internet, fixing people's grammatical errors to make yourself feel good then...you don't recognize that ultimately, the English language is meant to be used as a form of communication, and not a way to make yourself look smart. tl;dr : people rnt complete dumbshits just bcuz they type like this so stop being such a grammar nazi

Person A: Your wrong. Your argument is compltely flawed because of A, B, and C. Grammar Nazi: IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT "YOUR" AND YOU SPELLED "COMPLETELY" WRONG. Therefore I have proven that your level of intellegence is so far below mine that it would be a waste of time arguing with a Neanderthal like you. No, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AD HOMINEM IS.

20. (grammar) (3↑, 2↓)
1. n. something the vast majority of authors who post on this site fail at 2. n. the way to properly speak or write in the English language

"Joe's grammar is absolutely atrocious; he can't spell, nor can he put words in their proper places. He has total disregard for properly writing and speaking in the English language.

Author: Ghettostarrchild http://grammar.urbanup.com/4362670
21. (grammar) (6↑, 5↓)
1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it. 2. a dying art. 3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet. 4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of. 5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous. 6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.

'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar

22. (grammar) (5↑, 4↓)
1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it. 2. a dying art. 3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet. 4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of. 5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous. 6. a knowledge that is deeply rewarding which is not deemed important or crucial by lazy slugs.

Correct grammar makes you understood.

23. (Grammar) (1↑, 1↓)
Something that totally be not well done in definition of this which is grammar, along with also most of internet as accomplice as well. Do not confuse with spelling, which is done be correct in this.

"I haz good gramarz" -- internet prodigy "Poor tongue, god bless his Grammar." --Sensible human being, in reply.

24. (grammar) (2↑, 3↓)
Something that long ago would roam the world. Much like dinosaurs; i.e. and extinct species.

A: lolz. wuts grammar? B: uhmm idk\! haha lol.

25. (grammar) (8↑, 14↓)
(v). to royally pwn someone on a forum because you know more than they do on a subject, and you have proof, plus you do so eloquently. Often results in "kudos" from other people, if you really are right about something.

1. She totally grammard all over his ass because he'd only seen two episodes of the show, when she owned the entire boxed set on DVD. 2. I could kick you in the shins and grammar all over you. 3. Never argue with a nerd about cartoons. Ever.

26. (grammar) (5↑, 15↓)
Grammer=Spelling Skyler wins.

Skyler is king of all that is grammar

27. (grammar) (15↑, 30↓)
The whole dating/girl-and-guy-liking-each-other scenario.

There was so much grammar goin' on at the dance\!

Author: the Society to Prevent Boredom http://grammar.urbanup.com/1597268
28. (grammar) (18↑, 35↓)
a system of understanding a language using proper sentence structure, uses of words and their functions in a sentence, spelling, and other things.

Grammar is sometimes thought of as obsolete because it seems that no one cares to use it anymore. However, there is nothing wrong with abandoning grammar [online] because that is it what it is meant for\! All of you who are making fun of people who use abbreviations on the internet are stupid, because that is the point, you are supposed to be able to say things quicker, even if it means spelling "for" as 4\!

29. (grammar) (7↑, 34↓)
something we don't give a shit for.....not even at school

Teacher: you failed your test today because of your atrocase grammar Student: yea well i don giv a shit fo it anymor and stik that in ur pipe and smok it wed woeman

30. (grammar) (73↑, 105↓)
Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.

Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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